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May 17th, 2008

Voice Post: @ 12:50 pm

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“Helllloooo! Errr... It's me. Errr, Zoe has finally abseiled down Rundell (Arundel?) Castle, all 180 feet of it, and she's shaking like a leaf. Laughs. (Zoe?) No she isn't, she's fine. (Stegzy) Yes she is, she's shaking like a leaf, big chicken. (Zoe?) I am so not a big chicken. I'm glad it's over though. (Stegzy) OK see you later!”

Transcribed by: [info]stainsteelrat
 
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May 16th, 2008

[LJ2ME] Safety notice @ 11:04 am

"in case of emergency passengers are reminded not to take personal belongings with them." Does that mean I have to strip off?

 
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May 15th, 2008

To Done @ 04:53 pm

In no particular order jobs done include


  • Wash tiles

  • Vacuum house (again)

  • Empty and Fill Dishwasher

  • Pack bags for weekend

  • Write various DVDs

  • Play World of Warcraft

  • Find socks

  • Find missing slipper

  • Have lunch

  • Get coat out of car


Jobs still to do include


  • Have a poo

  • Fill in application forms

  • Sit in garden

  • Get nagged at for appearing to actually have not done anything

  • Be moaned at because there is nothing to eat in the house

  • Watch Dexter and Heroes

 
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Bonjour @ 01:48 pm

J'aime jouer ping pong a La Rochelle et vous?

 
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To Do @ 08:20 am

In no particular order


  • Wash tiles

  • Vacuum house (again)

  • Empty and Fill Dishwasher

  • Fill in application forms

  • Pack bags for weekend

  • Write various DVDs

  • Play World of Warcraft

  • Have a poo

  • Find socks

  • Find missing slipper

  • Have lunch

  • Sit in garden

  • Get coat out of car
 
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May 14th, 2008

Anne Swears @ 07:24 pm

Tags:

Frequently. However, here are the answers to yesterday's poll.

( Cut for those that don't care )
 
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Haven @ 05:45 pm

On location in: 53.593855,-1.381059
Genre: content
Soundtrack: "Real Gone Kid" by Deacon Blue

So here I am once more. Enjoying the relative tranquillity of the garden that backs onto the lane with no name opposite the field behind the lane with no name. I am here, sans G&T this afternoon because the T is flat and I can't abide flat pop. Instead, I am enjoying a bottle of Magners Cider. Well, enjoying in the loosest term of the word. Cider is only good if it is the kind of cloudy bollocks that Somersetian Farm hands stereotypically guzzle by the bucket load while chanting songs about the fair maid and her traaaacturrrr.

Today has been a busy and exhausting one. Work mainly. Though I did manage to do some shopping at the Co-op (yes I know they're a supermarket but they're the most ethical of the lot) where i discovered a lack of plastic bags. Usually I carry a shopping bag for such occasions but my mind was elsewhere and I'd left the fucker in the car. My reward for a hard day was a packet of Tuc crackers (I love their salty goodness) and a mega packet of Minstrels (chocolatey goodness).

Awaiting my return was an anonymous parcel containing a CD, I knew immediately who the parcel was from by the envelope, but had the encompassing folds of paper not given the game away the subject of the CD was clear and I correctly guessed that [info]zoefruitcake had kindly added more music to my vast collection. Speaking of [info]zoefruitcake it will be nearly 2 days until I hop on a train south bound (passport and papers ready for crossing the North/ South barrier at Luton) to pay her a visit. Indeed, such a visit is not without it's reasons, for zoefruitcakezoe will be abseiling down Arundel Castle. Ha! You wouldn't catch me doing that. Not for anything. Though I might for a McClaren F1 (but there is very little I wouldn't do for a McClaren F1). Or maybe a never ending supply of cream cakes.

And so, like this post, Wednesday draws to a close and with it, the prospect of a meal out with Mrs Gnomepants and her old friend Louise. Furthermore, my bottle of cider has run dry and besides, I'm gasping for a cig.
 
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May 13th, 2008

Poll Fun Part 2 @ 05:12 pm

Soundtrack: "Saxon Street" by Ezio

Following on from yesterday's poll

Poll #1187168 What it is
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

[info]icemaiden013's mystery object is

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
1 (7.7%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
3 (23.1%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
2 (15.4%)

1 gram heavy
2 (15.4%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

[info]kingdavey's horniness is

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
2 (15.4%)

1 minute away
2 (15.4%)

3 light years deep
2 (15.4%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
3 (23.1%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

[info]billzy's cum splat is

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
3 (23.1%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
2 (15.4%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
3 (23.1%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

2040 is

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
1 (8.3%)

1 minute away
1 (8.3%)

3 light years deep
2 (16.7%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
1 (8.3%)

6 inches long
1 (8.3%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
1 (8.3%)

2 acres heavy
2 (16.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
1 (8.3%)

12 tonnes
2 (16.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

2 acres of air is

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
4 (30.8%)

1 gram heavy
2 (15.4%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

[info]synchronar's Dooley Brothers Greatest Hits CD

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
2 (15.4%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
1 (7.7%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
3 (23.1%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
3 (23.1%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]zoefruitcake's distance from [info]stegzy is

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12 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
3 (23.1%)

3 light years deep
2 (15.4%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
2 (15.4%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
3 (23.1%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

It's not inside [info]cujosmurf and it's

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
2 (15.4%)

1 minute away
1 (7.7%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
2 (15.4%)

6 inches long
2 (15.4%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
1 (7.7%)

2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

A pea is

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
1 (7.7%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
1 (7.7%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
1 (7.7%)

2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
7 (53.8%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]louenn's foot is

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12 inches long
7 (53.8%)

8 inches long
1 (7.7%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
3 (23.1%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]_hedgewytch_'s bottle is an amazing

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
2 (15.4%)

10 inches long
3 (23.1%)

8 light years long
3 (23.1%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
1 (7.7%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
2 (15.4%)

[info]bumblebee's pure pleasure is

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12 inches long
3 (23.1%)

8 inches long
1 (7.7%)

1 minute away
2 (15.4%)

3 light years deep
2 (15.4%)

10 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 light years long
1 (7.7%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
2 (15.4%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]fj_warren knows of a Saggermakers bottomknocker that is

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12 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
2 (15.4%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
3 (23.1%)

[info]melcena is running out of 1.5% milk because in the bottle there is only

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
1 (7.7%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
1 (7.7%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
2 (15.4%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
3 (23.1%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
2 (15.4%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

 
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People on the bus @ 12:00 pm

Soundtrack: 'Real Gone Kid' by 'Deacon Blue'

So I'm driving home from a hard 3.5 hours work (did I mention I only work 7 hours a week these days?) and I'm listening to the wireless and the Home service Radio 4. The programme being broadcast was about a newspaper editor from Zimbabwe and how he is adapting to life as an asylum seeker in the UK. One of the main differences, he pointed out, between Harare and the UK was how people didn't seem to talk to each other on public transport.

( Weirdo )
 
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May 12th, 2008

A poll game @ 07:48 pm

Poll #1186676
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, results viewable to: None

it is

Mean: 6.00 Median: 6 Std. Dev 3.59
1 2 (14.3%)
2 1 (7.1%)
3 1 (7.1%)
4 2 (14.3%)
5 0 (0.0%)
6 2 (14.3%)
7 1 (7.1%)
8 2 (14.3%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 1 (7.1%)
11 0 (0.0%)
12 2 (14.3%)

(unit of measurement)

inches
4 (28.6%)

grams
1 (7.1%)

kilos
0 (0.0%)

metres
0 (0.0%)

Feet
0 (0.0%)

tonnes
1 (7.1%)

gallons
1 (7.1%)

pints