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24th June 2005

Virtual Tour of Virtually England Addendum:- Technical notes @ 10:35


Following yesterdays tour



Technical notes:

1. It should have been pointed out that, because of the sheer size of England, there is only a three day summer.
2. England is ruled by the Queen


The Queen


3. Tea drinking is a requirement in law and failure to drink tea is punishable by death
4. On no account smile, talk , look at or hold the door open for anyone. To do so is considered very rude and people might think you are a weirdo and kill you, accuse you of being a pervert or mistake you for a conservative party member.
5. Every year the youth of the country gather in a place called Glastonbury where they pay nearly three weeks wages listen to crap music, live in a muddy field, get rained on and covered head to foot in their own excrement for five days. Those of a more refined financial disposition pay the similar amounts to sit round a grassy court in the pissing rain, eat strawberries, watch women grunt and have their hearing ruined by being forced to listen to Cliff Richard. (Only they do that for 2 weeks instead of 5 days)



Hope that's helped clear a few things up
 
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From:brusse
Date:24th June 2005 04:05 (UTC)
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There's a Scandinavian version of Glastonbury called "Roskilde".
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From:stegzy
Date:24th June 2005 07:04 (UTC)
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I looked it up on Google and there looks like some good bands are playing there....
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From:celticblissy
Date:24th June 2005 06:42 (UTC)
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What about the annual Marmite wars? They get messy.
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From:stegzy
Date:24th June 2005 07:04 (UTC)
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Do you mind! Impressionable people read this ;-)
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From:celticblissy
Date:24th June 2005 07:10 (UTC)
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Good good. :)
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From:touchofgrey
Date:24th June 2005 06:46 (UTC)
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I was pointed to this as well.

Very educational couple of days...
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From:stegzy
Date:24th June 2005 07:06 (UTC)
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heh....I like that!

What the author says about sex is true!!
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From:touchofgrey
Date:24th June 2005 07:08 (UTC)
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I didn't get that impression at all, but then again, I'm not sure how much the people I was hanging with represented the typical population. I would guess, not much.
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From:think4yrself
Date:24th June 2005 15:22 (UTC)
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Thanks, got a kick out of that! :D
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From:think4yrself
Date:24th June 2005 15:23 (UTC)
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Love tea and festivals, separately and together!

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