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4th November 2005

Its all true (honest) @ 12:01

Current Grassiness: amused amused





This is me with my ex-girlfriend Vanessa. She liked garlic too much and tended to pong.


When I was younger I was in a band with 3 of me mates. John (the bin man) Paul (worked in a chippy) and some guy called Ringo. They were shit so I left.


I was there when the Berlin Wall fell


I also managed to use my scientific skills to work out the genetic code of mice



For which I won a Nobel Prize


Afterwards we met lots of famous people


I took a trip to Mount Rushmore


And popped by Stone Henge on my way home


Occasionally I like to loiter around Trafalgar Square


I once appeared in Star Trek


And I've been known for waving pieces of paper around in my hand





I also used to go out with Lady Diana but her teeth kept getting in the way so I let Charles have her.
 
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From:think4yrself
Date:4th November 2005 04:05 (UTC)
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That cap and those sunglasses your favourite outfit then? Trademark, so to speak? ;P
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From:stegzy
Date:4th November 2005 04:57 (UTC)
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They're surgically grafted to my head
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From:think4yrself
Date:4th November 2005 04:59 (UTC)
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Ah, that would explain it...

Aren't you embarrassed to tell people you were in that horrible band?
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From:stegzy
Date:4th November 2005 05:15 (UTC)
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yes. That is why I used royalties earned from the records we sold to erase myself from their past publicity.
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From:think4yrself
Date:4th November 2005 05:21 (UTC)
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Ooh... clever!
From:lady_sybil
Date:4th November 2005 05:39 (UTC)
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Thank you stegzy, you've cheered me up!

I trust that when you split with Vanessa and Lady Di you were suitably tactful?
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From:stegzy
Date:4th November 2005 05:42 (UTC)
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nah I told vanessa she stank and I left Diana a note on her bedside table before sneaking out into the night.
From:youcallhersusie
Date:4th November 2005 05:51 (UTC)
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awesome!
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From:stegzy
Date:4th November 2005 06:56 (UTC)
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give it time ;-)
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From:celticblissy
Date:4th November 2005 07:21 (UTC)
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I just about fell off my chair laughing at this.

Thanks for making me laugh. :)
From:dakotameow
Date:4th November 2005 08:41 (UTC)
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I think you are having far too much fun! Although, it is Friday...;)
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From:tranquil_blame
Date:4th November 2005 16:00 (UTC)
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I love your posts. =P
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From:lotusmoppet
Date:4th November 2005 18:52 (UTC)
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Ahahahahahaha! Cute. :)
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From:shinobievolutin
Date:7th November 2005 13:46 (UTC)
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THE BEATLES FOR LIFE!!! TOO BAD THEY WERENT CALLED THE BADGERS!
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From:stegzy
Date:8th November 2005 01:11 (UTC)
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We were....until George took over....bloody sitars indeed.

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