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6th March 2009

Twatter @ 14:15


Inspired by my last post here are some works of literature in 140 characters or less.

King Solomon's Mines - A map? Lets go. Here we are. Oooh look out. Oh no we've got no diamonds. We did have an adventure though.

Frankenstein - Lets build a man. Its a bit windy out there tonight. Ah it lives! Oh its killed people. Lets go to the North Pole. Its a bit chilly.

Five Go To Smugglers Top - Uncle Quentin wants us to go away. We'll stay with his friend. Look secret passages. Look bad guys! Ha we've thwarted them with Ginger beer.

Odyssey - Fight! Right fuck off home. Bit windy. People think I'm dead. Lets go this way. He's only got one eye. She's pretty. Home now.

Harry Potter Sextology - I'm the weird kid at a weird school. He wants to kill me. But you're dead! Shite now he's dead. Hurrah!

Oliver Twist - Poor kid. Hungry? Fuck off. Hello will you rob this for me? Ta. Oooh you've got a benefactor. Hurrah Bills dead.

Lord of the Rings - Take this ring - drop it in there. Old guy is dead. No he's not. Fight! Run away. Don't trust the little guy. Home now.



Can you think of any?
 
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From:stegzy
Date:6th March 2009 15:51 (UTC)
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Hurrah!
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From:peaceful_fox
Date:6th March 2009 14:56 (UTC)
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OMG - we are loving this in my office! Thank you Oh Twatter God!
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From:stegzy
Date:6th March 2009 15:51 (UTC)
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A pleasure :-)
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From:lucybutler
Date:6th March 2009 15:35 (UTC)
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The Sixth Sense - Irritating kid who sees dead people. Bruce Willis helps him; he's actually dead, and ghost himself - it's fucking shit.

Edited at 2009-03-06 15:37 (UTC)
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From:stegzy
Date:6th March 2009 15:53 (UTC)
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The Happening - Oh no people are acting weird. It's the wind. Don't eat beans. Can we watch something else?
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From:lucybutler
Date:6th March 2009 16:22 (UTC)
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Hahahahaha.

Armageddon - Bruce Willis (again). Fuck! Asteroid heading towards Earth. Bruce stops it with a drill and an annoying grin, then dies - best bit.

Edited at 2009-03-06 16:27 (UTC)
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From:lucybutler
Date:7th March 2009 10:13 (UTC)
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Hahahahahaha!

"The hills are aliiiiiive, with the sound of jism....."
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From:billzy
Date:6th March 2009 16:13 (UTC)
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ROFL

Genius!
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From:kingdavey
Date:6th March 2009 18:56 (UTC)
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They're brilliant
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From:aladdin_sane
Date:7th March 2009 11:50 (UTC)
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Lord of the Rings - Take this ring - drop it in there. Old guy is dead. No he's not. Fight! Run away. Don't trust the little guy. Home now.

in this case, a vast improvement.

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