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26th February 2011

Worth a try @ 07:49

Send me £100 and you might be in for a chance of winning £259605960!

I have accidentally received your winnings of £259605960 but because of some problem with the police, you have to send me £100 so that I can send you your money. And guarantee you (or your partner) an erection.
 
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From:zoefruitcake
Date:26th February 2011 08:00 (UTC)
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Right, I'll just email this on to that QUANGO that was wanting to justify itself
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From:stegzy
Date:26th February 2011 10:21 (UTC)
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I can do that for you if you pay me £50.
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From:kuzanagi_
Date:26th February 2011 10:12 (UTC)
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Seems legit...
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From:stegzy
Date:26th February 2011 10:20 (UTC)
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Send me £200 (to cover administration fees and postage) and I will send you a certificate of legitimacy
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From:kuzanagi_
Date:26th February 2011 10:31 (UTC)
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Seems reasonable...

Shall we call it £250 since you'll have to print the certificate, put it in to an envelope and go to the postbox or post office? I don't want to put you out for this amazingly fair and totally legit deal.
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From:stegzy
Date:26th February 2011 10:32 (UTC)
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£300 and you can have a second certificate free!
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From:louenn
Date:26th February 2011 10:56 (UTC)
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Will you accept a post-dated cheque?
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From:zoefruitcake
Date:26th February 2011 12:43 (UTC)
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do you take paypal?
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From:technophobe1975
Date:27th February 2011 13:40 (UTC)
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A win of £259605960 would pretty much guarantee me an erection!

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