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7th May 2012

(no subject) @ 16:58

Poll #1838891 Are you stupid or what?

You are camping. It is cold. Do you

Put on another jumper
11(19.6%)
Snuggle down in your nice warm extra thick sleeping bag
11(19.6%)
Move closer to the others in your camping party so that you can use their body warmth to stay warm
9(16.1%)
bring in that disposable barbeque you used for dinner
0(0.0%)
make a fire inside the tent
1(1.8%)
put the camping stove on inside the tent
0(0.0%)
look for some handy lava
1(1.8%)
douse a member of the camping party in petrol and set them alight inside the tent
2(3.6%)
not bother going camping until the weather gets better
7(12.5%)
develop an allergy to camping
1(1.8%)
become offended by camping
2(3.6%)
burn the other heathen heretics who don't observe the holy writ that dictates all camping is forbidden
3(5.4%)
wonder what camping is
1(1.8%)
mince about in a frilly pink shirt with frilly cuffs
4(7.1%)
not bother filling in polls about camping on LJ
3(5.4%)
 
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From:meathiel
Date:7th May 2012 17:08 (UTC)
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Seems the overall consent is to go camping in summer only ... if at all in my case! ;-)
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From:stegzy
Date:10th May 2012 06:10 (UTC)
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So it seems. I like how nobody has opted to bring in the burning embers of their disposable barbeque. I mean, there was a moment there when I thought "Surely people can't be that stupid".
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From:technophobe1975
Date:7th May 2012 18:44 (UTC)
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I have only been camping once...never again!
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From:stegzy
Date:10th May 2012 06:11 (UTC)
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How old were you?
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From:technophobe1975
Date:10th May 2012 06:34 (UTC)
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It was a school trip, we were unlucky with the weather and I discovered that the person I was sharing a tent with had really smelly feet...
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From:zelest
Date:7th May 2012 19:19 (UTC)
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I was out camping in the cold spring night a few days ago. Hookah. 12 year old whiskey. A BB-gun... ah, it was just so perfect. And it was really cold, so I hid in my sleeping bag as the night crept up. Also, we had cheated and bought 4 bags of firewood.
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From:stegzy
Date:10th May 2012 06:08 (UTC)
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Did you burn the firewood inside the tent?
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From:zelest
Date:10th May 2012 14:57 (UTC)
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Well... only part of it. But it got too smoky.
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From:billzy
Date:8th May 2012 08:14 (UTC)
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Only camping i do is camping in hiding places on call of duty maps with my trustee sniper rifle picking off anybody who happens to be within range ;)
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From:stegzy
Date:10th May 2012 06:07 (UTC)
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Are you twelve?
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From:louenn
Date:16th May 2012 09:57 (UTC)
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Yes, he's 12. On the inside at least...

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