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12th November 2012

Appole @ 21:24

Poll #1878481 Lacking in substance

Do you

Manually close your car doors/boot
11(78.6%)
use the automatic door/boot closer
0(0.0%)
walk
3(21.4%)

Which of the following are you

Lazy
7(16.7%)
too busy
6(14.3%)
smelly
0(0.0%)
too important
0(0.0%)
insignificant
2(4.8%)
normal
6(14.3%)
abnormal
4(9.5%)
living in the future
1(2.4%)
made of cheese
2(4.8%)
me
11(26.2%)
you
3(7.1%)

Which of the following are the only acceptable reasons to dial 999/911

To report your dinner being cold
1(3.8%)
To ask directions
0(0.0%)
To notify the emergency services of an emergency
13(50.0%)
For shits and giggles
0(0.0%)
To ask the operator on a date
0(0.0%)
Being on fire
10(38.5%)
Because you have a splinter
0(0.0%)
To report someone urinating on your wall
0(0.0%)
To report someone with an offensive wife
1(3.8%)
To report someone with an offensive Livejournal
1(3.8%)

What are the only reasons for dialling 123?

Wanting to know the time
5(29.4%)
Wanting to talk to Tim
0(0.0%)
Feeling lonely
3(17.6%)
Having a shit day at work
0(0.0%)
Eating cake
1(5.9%)
999/911 wont answer
1(5.9%)
Just to see what happens.
7(41.2%)
 
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From:zoefruitcake
Date:12th November 2012 21:37 (UTC)
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I took a guess on the last one, I don't know what 123 reaches

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