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28th February 2013

Letter to the BBC @ 08:00

Dear BBC,


I notice that you are increasing the regularity of the appearance of people who seem to be experts on everything and have opinions on everything which, for some reason, you think reflects society at large.

I would like to offer my services as a gobshite. I too have strong opinions on everything from David Cameron’s underwear to the cost of prawns in the Middle East during the Byzantium Empire. I am an expert on everything and nothing. I have several years experience of spouting utter crap to backup people’s clandestine agendas and I am happy to cast aspersions and morals to the wind without forethought for the wider consequences.

Hope this will cover everything. 

Lots of Love

Gnomepants

 
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From:fj_warren
Date:28th February 2013 09:58 (UTC)
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If you get the job can I be your P A? Everyone seems to have one these days and I would not like you to miss out. My shorthand is a bit rusty but the typing skills are holding up!
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From:zoefruitcake
Date:28th February 2013 19:35 (UTC)
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yeah it would be great if you could be paid for all those opinions that you express so freely from the sofa here

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