Christmas Music - (Day 1 of 24) @ 20:34
It's Cliched to be Cynical (at Christmas) - Half Man Half Biscuit
Ah Christmas! That time of year when the shops force you to buy stuff you don't need to give to people who aren't necessarily thankful. That time of year when it gets a bit nippy and the nights get darker. That time of year when, no matter where you go, you are forced to listen to bloody awful music on repeat. Over and over and over and over and over.
Last year I went on a cruise. It was a lovely cruise. I saw lots of the Caribbean. I saw my brother, his wife and my niece. I was nice and warm. Tropical you might say. But there is something weird about going to a hot part of the world when you are from a cooler part of the world. Especially at Christmas. It feels like August. It looks like August. But there's Christmas trees and Christmas music blaring out wherever you go on the ship. Which makes it feel like you've sailed into some weird Twilight Zone.
As you can imagine I was subjected to all of the Christmas songs from the past 40 years or so. For 14 days. All day. If it wasn't for the company, the scenery and the endless food and drink, I probably would have picked up one of the sun loungers, fashioned a crude weapon and systematically started bumping off the entire ship.
Sadly, the one song that didn't play was today's entry. Last year in the Composts I moaned a fair bit about Christmas. I feel that sometimes it takes someone or something to remind us not to be such a misery guts. This song does that so, if you ever feel ever so cynical about the season, you should listen to this. It's my second most favourite Christmas song. I think is quite apt.
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