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12th February 2016

(no subject) @ 20:46

Poll #2036623 Netflixs

If I was to say to you "Let's watch Netflix and chill" what would you understand that to mean

That we will watch Netflix and relax
9(69.2%)
That we will climb up the curtains, sick up everywhere and be like kittens
0(0.0%)
That we will go to work in a factory where they make crinoline lady toilet roll covers
0(0.0%)
That we will go our separate ways
0(0.0%)
That I want to have sex with you
3(23.1%)
That you have gout
0(0.0%)
That I am offended by Netflix and refrigerators
1(7.7%)
That I am allergic to the cold and want to watch films streamed over the internet
0(0.0%)
That you have no idea what I'm on about
0(0.0%)
 
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From:wantedonvoyage
Date:12th February 2016 20:55 (UTC)
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If YOU said it I would take it literally. In a personals advert, well...
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From:novemberbug
Date:12th February 2016 21:04 (UTC)
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My problem with "Netflix and chill" meaning have sex is that whoever came up with that expression is definitely having sex incorrectly. Temperature-wise, and in my experience, sex is anything but "chill".
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From:wolf_shadow
Date:13th February 2016 08:59 (UTC)
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What wantedonvoyage said! :)

Same for the husband saying it too, actually...

I may have got myself in a few "situations" over time from being a tad too literal :/

Edited at 2016-02-13 09:00 (UTC)
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From:zoefruitcake
Date:13th February 2016 17:42 (UTC)
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It seems obvious to me

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