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22nd October 2016

Poll @ 10:23

The telephone rings, but before you can answer it there is hurried knocking at your front door. What do you do first?

Answer the phone
0(0.0%)
Answer the door
2(18.2%)
Run into the bathroom and lock the door
0(0.0%)
Hide under the table
1(9.1%)
Ignore both
0(0.0%)
Attempt to answer both at the same time
5(45.5%)
Wonder why you have a phone
0(0.0%)
Wonder why you have a door
0(0.0%)
I am allergic to answering things
0(0.0%)
Answering things is against my religion
0(0.0%)
What is a door?
0(0.0%)
What is a phone?
0(0.0%)
I am uncertain about existence and would like to know more
0(0.0%)
Other (which I will explain in comments)
1(9.1%)
Other (which I will tantalisingly tick but then not explain in comments)
0(0.0%)
Other (which I will click but leave a cryptic message in comments)
0(0.0%)
I wish this was Facebook
0(0.0%)
My attention span is too short for this poll
0(0.0%)
I lack imagination
0(0.0%)
Hollow out a baked potato, mix spoil with cooked bacon, onion and cheese. Stuff back into potato. Bake in oven for about 20 mins.
2(18.2%)
 
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From:stainsteelrat
Date:22nd October 2016 20:14 (UTC)
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I'd probably shout at door person to hang on a minute, answer the phone, then go to the door.
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From:fj_warren
Date:25th October 2016 10:35 (UTC)
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I can be more deaf than usual when someone mentions food.

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