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Created on 2004-05-28 03:33:23 (#3290347), last updated 2009-06-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Stegzy Gnomepants |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-17 |
| Location: | Barnsley, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom |
| Website: | Escape |
Contact:
stegzy@gmail.com BioStegzy Gnomepants started his Livejournal back in 2004 while working in a very boring job. This was on the advice of his then counsellor in an attempt to wean him away from the terrible addiction that was IRC.
After many adventures and battles with stupid people Stegzy reluctantly left his home town of Liverpool to move to Barnsley. However he had hoped the move would empower him to gain a better job, alas it didn't and a year later he enrolled on a Foundation Degree in Journalism & Media Production.
This LJ chronicles the transition from a home owning, work slave to a penniless, unemployed gradutate. There are many exciting posts within, comments to read and polls to take. Sadly, in 2009, due to numerous reasons and fluctuations in social internet usage, Stegzy opted to move over to Dreamwidth for the next stage in this epic journey. His LJ, however, remains in place as a reminder and a warning to others....NEVER WORK IN I.T.
What people say about this journal
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elephantgiraffe -- I read this because the friends' comments tend to be wry
billzy -- stegzy - The only reason badgers still exist. I need cock.
cortejo -- stegzy is goofy. I like goofy.
aladdin_sane -- a drink's too wet without stegzy!
melcena -- stegzy's funny, smart, and I love to read his posts and take his craaazy polls. ;-)
wolf_shadow -- stegzy is nuts but also soft and lovely ;¬)
literally_rhi -- stegzy and his entries very rarely fail to make me smile/laugh
mostcurious -- Bacon Sandwiches
celticblissy -- I wanna be quotes on you profile page
cujosmurf -- You're ace.
Contact details are here
If you can't read them you're not my friend :-(
This Journal has been awarded
bymer__girl
Stegzus Gnomepanticus
Symbol: SJM
Species: Humanish
Growth Habit: Suburban, Rural, Urban
Duration: Annual
U.K. Nativity: Native
Origin: Liverpool
Maximum Age:72 (lifespan not guaranteed)
Weight: 15 stone (approx 90 Kilos)
Max height: 6ft
Description:
Care:
Poetry Corner by David
Parsnips and cigarrettes
buses and flatulance sunflower seeds
music and a taste
for taste,
circles + squares
alternate maddeningly.
Dark nights but angel
hands and we reach
two friendship fists across an ocean
for props, mad props, and touch.
View my friends
After many adventures and battles with stupid people Stegzy reluctantly left his home town of Liverpool to move to Barnsley. However he had hoped the move would empower him to gain a better job, alas it didn't and a year later he enrolled on a Foundation Degree in Journalism & Media Production.
This LJ chronicles the transition from a home owning, work slave to a penniless, unemployed gradutate. There are many exciting posts within, comments to read and polls to take. Sadly, in 2009, due to numerous reasons and fluctuations in social internet usage, Stegzy opted to move over to Dreamwidth for the next stage in this epic journey. His LJ, however, remains in place as a reminder and a warning to others....NEVER WORK IN I.T.
DisclaimerAll opinion, material (authored or created by Stegzy Gnomepants) and contained within this journal adhere to the terms and conditions that SixApart and Livejournal asked the author to agree to upon account creation. Authored material may or may not remain the personal opinion, intellectual property and creativity of the author and may or must not be construed as personal attack; deliberate breach of copyright; intentionally harmful, offensive, blasphemous or abusive; profound belief, opinion or intention of the author. The author retains the right to retract any statement at any time without loss of face, breach of peace or legal challenge. Names, places and situations depicted herein may or may not have been changed, edited or completely made up to protect the innocent, guilty and stupid. All similarities to events depicted within may or may not be deliberate or coincidental, or indeed have happened at all but they might have. Readers are reminded that they too are bound by the terms and conditions of Livejournal and SixApart and that they may also be bound by their own terms and conditions, laws, by-laws, religious creed, papal seal of their internet service provider; religious, governmental or geographical leaders; country, planet or dimension of origin. Any injury, offence, disease or world events catastrophic or otherwise caused by actions described within are not the fault, legal responsibility or pet donkey or otherwise of Livejournal, Six Apart, Stegzy Gnomepants or whosoever deems necessary to be covered by this disclaimer. Please also take into account Schrödinger's cat
What people say about this journal
elephantgiraffe -- I read this because the friends' comments tend to be wrybillzy -- stegzy - The only reason badgers still exist. I need cock.cortejo -- stegzy is goofy. I like goofy.aladdin_sane -- a drink's too wet without stegzy!melcena -- stegzy's funny, smart, and I love to read his posts and take his craaazy polls. ;-)wolf_shadow -- stegzy is nuts but also soft and lovely ;¬)literally_rhi -- stegzy and his entries very rarely fail to make me smile/laughmostcurious -- Bacon Sandwichescelticblissy -- I wanna be quotes on you profile pagecujosmurf -- You're ace.If you can't read them you're not my friend :-(
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mer__girlStegzus Gnomepanticus
Symbol: SJM
Species: Humanish
Growth Habit: Suburban, Rural, Urban
Duration: Annual
U.K. Nativity: Native
Origin: Liverpool
Maximum Age:72 (lifespan not guaranteed)
Weight: 15 stone (approx 90 Kilos)
Max height: 6ft
Description:
Tall male with long shoulder length thinning hair.
Slight bulge in middle.
Good humoured, passive with occasional greenish flowers.
Care:
Allow to rest for 8 hours in every 24.Warnings:-
Feed and water well.
Clean surfaces with alkaline soap and warm water.
DO NOT TRIM HAIR.
For best results situate in conversational areas involving metaphysics, politics and silliness.
Expose to plenty of sunlight and well ventilated areas.
Keep warm and exercise regularly
- DO NOT ALLOW TO SEED.
- MAY BECOME ADDICTED IF SUBJECTED TO Nicotiana
- MAY PRODUCE NOXIOUS EMMISSIONS (This is normal)
- DO NOT SUBJECT TO FOOLS. (They are not suffered gladly)
- DO NOT ALLOW TO STAGNATE (Can be detrimental to health)
- DO NOT ISOLATE (Can lead to depression )
- MAY EXPLODE IF SUBJECT TO STRESS
- MAY BEHAVE ERRATICALLY
- HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH. (If threatened)
Poetry Corner by David
Parsnips and cigarrettes
buses and flatulance sunflower seeds
music and a taste
for taste,
circles + squares
alternate maddeningly.
Dark nights but angel
hands and we reach
two friendship fists across an ocean
for props, mad props, and touch.
View my friends
ConnectInterests (150):
acting, adventure games, alternative philosophies, ann summers, archeology, augustus john, b3ta, bacon sandwiches, badgers, bags in trees, baking, banjyang, barnsley, beer, beer festivals, being sillier, being silly, biking, blood axis, bonfires, bottle conditioned ales, brierley, cains beer, cats, cheese, chicken conspiracies, christmas, cilit bang, cinema history, computer games, computers, cooking, counting clouds, custard, darkwave, daydreaming, drama, dune, eating at kimos, etheral wave, faeries, fantasy, farmers markets, film making, films, flash gordon, flirting, fly in the loaf, fortean, fred dibnah, fun, games, gardens, geocaching, gnomes, goth, haunted inns, haunted pubs, historic pubs, history, home brew, indie, internet, jelly, jumping, jumping out of windows, kimos, kissing, laughing, league of gentlemen, lemon jelly, listening to people, livejournal, liverpool, lj polls, ljmaps_stegzy, local food, locally produced food, love, magic, making love, matt howden, more beer, movies, music, my cat, mythology, neofolk, nightwish, nine inch nails, norse, notpron, old computers, pagan folk, parsnips, people with depth, photography, picnics, pizza, plastic bags in trees, playing rpgs, plays, poetry, pointing at the sky, politics, polls, pot noodles, pr0n, problem solving, psychic questing, psychology, pubs, puzzle pirates, quizzes, reading, real ale, renaissance, robert rankin, roleplay, sci-fi, science fiction, second life, sex, sheffield hallam university, ship and mitre, sieben, silliness, singing in the shower, space, stegzy, tanya donelly, tea, the crow, the x-files, tobacco, trees, ultraviolet, unisex salon, university centre barnsley, university of liverpool, vampires, wales, walking, walking backwards, waving at people, weirdness, women, writing, yawning, yes
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