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| User: | stegzy (3290347)  The Existential Editing Suite
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| Name: | Stegzy Gnomepants | ||||||||
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| Website: | Muckybadger | ||||||||
| Location: | Barnsley, United Kingdom | ||||||||
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| Bio: | Hi, I'm Stegzy Gnomepants. In 2006 I was a successful multimillionaire, I owned the worlds largest shipping company and even ran in the Presidential elections of a small island in the South Pacific. I was worshipped as a God by a tribe of Amazonian Women who would provide me with sexual favours in return for bountiful crops. I owned seven McClaren F1's, a mansion in Surrey and a bee keeping business in Inverness. But I gave it all up and moved from my near regal life style in Liverpool to Barnsley, South Yorkshire. Some say I am Elvis Presley. Others Lord Lucan. I'm not perfect. I don't profess to be normal. However, I do have my own teeth, hair and a fantastic pair of trousers. I say oooh a lot and I also eat vegetables (but I'm not a vegetarian). I no longer have a beard. I wear shirts. I am not eating potato in 2007. Slightly deranged, silliness obsessed, jelly loving, badger mad blokey formerly of the Northwest of England. I am enjoying the culture clash of moving from a busy vibrant city to a shit banjo playing backwater village on the borders of West & South Yorkshire. I like to meet new people, have a giggle and have been Livejournalling since 2004. I am fond of crap British Sci-fi and obscure horror movies, cream cakes, bacon sandwiches with salad cream, Comedy inflatable breasted vampiresses in skin tight PVC cat suits, Wales, Cilit Bang and being a slob. I have a tendancy to browse and fill in LJ polls. Cos they're fun like. If you have the compulsion to add me because I have had the compulsion to add you, I've filled in one of your polls, you're curious or you fancy me. Then feel free. I try to journal every day sometimes boring every day stuff but often priceless gems. DisclaimerAll opinion, material (authored or created by Stegzy Gnomepants) and contained within this journal adhere to the terms and conditions that SixApart and Livejournal asked the author to agree to upon account creation. Authored material may or may not remain the personal opinion, intellectual property and creativity of the author and may or must not be construed as personal attack; deliberate breach of copyright; intentionally harmful, offensive, blasphemous or abusive; profound belief, opinion or intention of the author. The author retains the right to retract any statement at any time without loss of face, breach of peace or legal challenge. Names, places and situations depicted herein may or may not have been changed, edited or completely made up to protect the innocent, guilty and stupid. All similarities to events depicted within may or may not be deliberate or coincidental, or indeed have happened at all but they might have. Readers are reminded that they too are bound by the terms and conditions of Livejournal and SixApart and that they may also be bound by their own terms and conditions, laws, by-laws, religious creed, papal seal of their internet service provider; religious, governmental or geographical leaders; country, planet or dimension of origin. Any injury, offence, disease or world events catastrophic or otherwise caused by actions described within are not the fault, legal responsibility or pet donkey or otherwise of Livejournal, Six Apart, Stegzy Gnomepants or whosoever deems necessary to be covered by this disclaimer. Please also take into account Schrödinger's cat What people say about this journal ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} elephantgiraffe -- I read this because the friends' comments tend to be wrybillzy -- stegzy - The only reason badgers still exist. I need cock.cortejo -- stegzy is goofy. I like goofy.synchronar -- a drink's too wet without stegzy!melcena -- stegzy's funny, smart, and I love to read his posts and take his craaazy polls. ;-)wolf_shadow -- stegzy is nuts but also soft and lovely ;¬)literally_rhi -- stegzy and his entries very rarely fail to make me smile/laughmostcurious -- Bacon Sandwichescelticblissy -- I wanna be quotes on you profile pagecujosmurf -- You're ace.If you can't read them you're not my friend :-(   by mer__girl Stegzus Gnomepanticus Symbol: SJM Species: Humanish Growth Habit: Suburban, Rural, Urban Duration: Annual U.K. Nativity: Native Origin: Liverpool Maximum Age:72 (lifespan not guaranteed) Weight: 15 stone (approx 90 Kilos) Max height: 6ft Description: Tall male with long shoulder length thinning hair. Care: Allow to rest for 8 hours in every 24.Warnings:- - DO NOT ALLOW TO SEED. Poetry Corner by David Parsnips and cigarrettes buses and flatulance sunflower seeds music and a taste for taste, circles + squares alternate maddeningly. Dark nights but angel hands and we reach two friendship fists across an ocean for props, mad props, and touch.  | ||||||||
| Memories: | 39 entries | ||||||||
| Pictures: | over 70 public | ||||||||
| Interests: | 149: acting, adventure games, agony uncle, alternative philosophies, ann summers, archeology, augustus john, b3ta, bacon sandwiches, badgers, bags in trees, baking, banjyang, barnsley, beer, beer festivals, being sillier, being silly, biking, blood axis, bluejacking, bonfires, bottle conditioned ales, brierley, cains beer, cats, cheese, chicken conspiracies, christmas, cilit bang, cinema history, computer games, computers, cooking, counting clouds, custard, daydreaming, drama, dune, eating at kimos, faeries, fantasy, farmers markets, film making, films, flash gordon, flirting, fly in the loaf, fortean, fred dibnah, fun, games, gardens, gnomes, goth, guinness, haunted inns, haunted pubs, historic pubs, history, home brew, indie, internet, jelly, jumping, jumping out of windows, kimos, kissing, laughing, league of gentlemen, lemon jelly, listening to people, livejournal, liverpool, lj polls, ljmaps_stegzy, local food, locally produced food, love, magic, making love, more beer, movies, music, my cat, mythology, nightwish, nine inch nails, norse, notpron, old computers, parsnips, people with depth, photography, picnics, pizza, plastic bags in trees, playing rpgs, plays, poetry, pointing at the sky, politics, polls, pot noodles, pr0n, problem solving, psychic questing, psychology, pubs, puzzle pirates, quizzes, reading, real ale, renaissance, robert rankin, rock 'n' roll, roleplay, sci-fi, science fiction, second life, sex, sheffield hallam university, ship and mitre, silliness, singing in the shower, smurfs, south park, space, stegzy, tanya donelly, tea, the crow, the x-files, tobacco, trees, ultraviolet, unisex salon, university centre barnsley, university of liverpool, vampires, wales, walking, walking backwards, waving at people, weirdness, women, writing, yawning, yes | ||||||||
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