February 28th, 2013

stegzy

Letter to the BBC

Dear BBC,


I notice that you are increasing the regularity of the appearance of people who seem to be experts on everything and have opinions on everything which, for some reason, you think reflects society at large.

I would like to offer my services as a gobshite. I too have strong opinions on everything from David Cameron’s underwear to the cost of prawns in the Middle East during the Byzantium Empire. I am an expert on everything and nothing. I have several years experience of spouting utter crap to backup people’s clandestine agendas and I am happy to cast aspersions and morals to the wind without forethought for the wider consequences.

Hope this will cover everything. 

Lots of Love

Gnomepants

stegzy

Childhood games

While I was waiting for the train today I saw a CCTV camera on the platform at Birmingham New Street. I remembered a game I used to play when, as a child, I used to go into Owen Owen in Liverpool; staring directly into the CCTV camera.

Think about it. If enough people did it, it would look really creepy to anyone reviewing the footage. Somewhere in a control room in Birmingham there is a CCTV operator who was, hopefully, suitably spooked out this morning....

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