Its all true (honest) @ 12:01
Current Grassiness: amused
This is me with my ex-girlfriend Vanessa. She liked garlic too much and tended to pong.
When I was younger I was in a band with 3 of me mates. John (the bin man) Paul (worked in a chippy) and some guy called Ringo. They were shit so I left.
I was there when the Berlin Wall fell
I also managed to use my scientific skills to work out the genetic code of mice
For which I won a Nobel Prize
Afterwards we met lots of famous people
I took a trip to Mount Rushmore
And popped by Stone Henge on my way home
Occasionally I like to loiter around Trafalgar Square
I once appeared in Star Trek
And I've been known for waving pieces of paper around in my hand
I also used to go out with Lady Diana but her teeth kept getting in the way so I let Charles have her.