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28th April 2011

Poetry Week 2011: Car washing @ 19:02

Car Washing by Stegzy Gnomepants

Fill the bucket
From the tap
Grab the sponge
Give the chamois a rap
Get out a rag
And the shampoo
Cos' washing the car
Is what we do

Sponge off the dirt
And rub the bumper
Polish the wheel trims
Don't wet your jumper!
Go get the vacuum
Cleaner from t'shed
Don't forget the insides
Just like I said

Wipe down the dashboard
Empty the ash tray
Clean out the rubbish
You haven't thrown away
Get out the wax
And polish the metal
Nip inside
And put on the kettle

I'll need a cuppa
After all this hard work
Telling you what to do
Just like a jerk

Ah thank you
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Date:28th April 2011 18:41 (UTC)
Awesome :-) You're a bloody good poet. Seriously.
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Date:28th April 2011 19:30 (UTC)
seeing as you don't clean your car I don't know how you would know how to give directions
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Date:29th April 2011 08:56 (UTC)
Possibly from the age old tradition of cleaning one's parents' car(s) for pocket money when a nipper... Although my car hasn't seen soap for at least the last three years!

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