Stegzonopolis Gnomicpantalon (stegzy) wrote,
Stegzonopolis Gnomicpantalon


An Out of Practice Poem (that's not very good)
By Stegzy Gnomepants BA (Hons) FdA.

I fancied some cake at the weekend
Yorkshire parkin was the blend
We shopped about
For the things
We needed to make
The cake of kings
We were to bake
We picked up the butter
The syrup eggs and treacle
Looked at a cutter
And something faecal
But afore we left
The shop we saw
Something on the shelf
That made me say "Cor!"
For there it was
Brave and bold
Soft and chewy
Gingery cold
Parkin! Nommy!
I declare!
Get yourself some
I don't want to share....
Tags: poetry

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