Stegzonopolis Gnomicpantalon (stegzy) wrote,
Stegzonopolis Gnomicpantalon

Diesel Dawg

Today I saw something. Something that chilled me to my bone. It turned my hair grey. My teeth stood on end and my limbs trembled in horror at the prospect. Women wailed. Men rent their raiment in terror. Little children wept. Dogs howled. Cats looked indifferent. Gerbils scurried away and hid in cardboard toilet roll innards. The birds fell silent. Bees coughed. Amoeba divided cells and an eerie hush blanketed the land.....

The price of diesel at the local fuel station was

£1.45.9 per litre

I felt like I needed to sit down for a while. Then I remembered I was sitting down. I was driving. And it was a long way from Daventry to Mansfield.

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