Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Various Artists
So some creepy old guy with a beard and a beer belly is stalking your kids. He watches them when they sleep and knows when they're awake. Worse, he has compiled a list containing your children's behavioural difficulties which he checks frequently. And yet you still don't report his suspicious activities to the police!
No. You give him alcohol and cake and dress your houses up with icons devoted to his form.
And you wonder why the world is so fucked up?