Stegzonopolis Gnomicpantalon (stegzy) wrote,
Stegzonopolis Gnomicpantalon
stegzy

Poll

The telephone rings, but before you can answer it there is hurried knocking at your front door. What do you do first?

Answer the phone
0(0.0%)
Answer the door
2(18.2%)
Run into the bathroom and lock the door
0(0.0%)
Hide under the table
1(9.1%)
Ignore both
0(0.0%)
Attempt to answer both at the same time
5(45.5%)
Wonder why you have a phone
0(0.0%)
Wonder why you have a door
0(0.0%)
I am allergic to answering things
0(0.0%)
Answering things is against my religion
0(0.0%)
What is a door?
0(0.0%)
What is a phone?
0(0.0%)
I am uncertain about existence and would like to know more
0(0.0%)
Other (which I will explain in comments)
1(9.1%)
Other (which I will tantalisingly tick but then not explain in comments)
0(0.0%)
Other (which I will click but leave a cryptic message in comments)
0(0.0%)
I wish this was Facebook
0(0.0%)
My attention span is too short for this poll
0(0.0%)
I lack imagination
0(0.0%)
Hollow out a baked potato, mix spoil with cooked bacon, onion and cheese. Stuff back into potato. Bake in oven for about 20 mins.
2(18.2%)
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